The outcast's haven

Approximately at 2200 hours today, the United States of America launched a massive offensive against the Chinese nation, specifically targeting population centers in an attempt to lower the nations morale. After a prolonged battle, it seemed that the offensive was beaten back by a temporary alliance, with additional defensive support provided from North Korea. At the heart of it all lies a mysterious organization, known only as 'The Patriots', more will be reported as the conflict continues

In my twisted world, the passage above is actually a coded message simply stating that one of my cousins plushies was attacked by my little brother. He was then stopped by her, and her younger sister that also intervened. 'The Patriots' is also a reference to Metal Gear Solid, and that would be me, pulling the strings to put this conflict into motion.

However, this is only the tip of the iceberg, as me and my cousins, often rub each other off in the wrong ways. What's worse is if they summon 'Aliens' or people over the age of 20. Generally, they have huge amounts of power, and they can easily circumvent the laws that bind the nations of my world from descending into total mayhem. In another scenario, more chaos unfolds, as it seems that 'The Patriots' has once again intervened.

In what would be seen as being a completely unprecedented, and almost sadistic attack against the Australian nation, somehow, the Israeli army has launched nuclear missiles at major army bases. However, when the Australians attempted to retaliate, they were stopped as aliens intervened, with condemnation from the United States. Again, it seems that 'The Patriots' were at the heart of all of this mayhem, as transaction reports indicate that Israel was given a financial incentive to destroy Australia.

In the real world, this would simply equate to as being a conflict between two of my younger cousins. Simply, the younger cousin attacked his brother using a baseball bat, and was stopped by his parents before he could do any damage. My brother looked on in shock, and I slipped the kid a lolly. (It's alright, the kid was 3 years old ;)

Finally, if that wasn't complicated enough, there are two factions that strive for dominance, or to make everyone else... 'Suck it'. Firstly, is what I like to call, 'The coalition of the willing, and the stupid' lead by my brother, the United States of America. On the other hand, is the 'Axis of evil and clueless' lead by my older cousin, or China. There are a lot of mindless pawns, and a few mavericks, but generally, it's pretty much tit for tat, in the World War Cousin Conflict. Sometimes, the nations can have high technology, such as nuclear weapons, or telekinetic attacks. These reference when my cousins or brothers either pull out things like dart guns, or make withering sets of insults targeted at a person.

To finish it off, I'll talk about each of the nations involved in the war, and what allegiance they belong to.

Disclaimer: I'm not being racist or anything... but these countries do seem to fit my cousins personalities quite well...

The United States of America

Leader of 'The Coalition of the Willing, and the stupid'
'Why you little %#%(3) #*%(# #$#^ 7#%'

Being one of the most powerful nations in the world, America will stop at nothing to achieve his objectives, even if it means dishonorably calling Alien support with a cascade of tears. He has a huge amount of mindless pawns under his disposal, ready to serve his every command. However, countries like North Korea and China are beginning to prove more than a match for his foolhardy aggressiveness.

The Chinese Federation

Supposed leader of 'The Axis of evil and the clueless'
'Don't mess with me! OR MY TURTLE! OMFG!'

Newly arriving in the global conflict, China has established a major foothold, in what seemed to be American strongholds. Her devastating access to propaganda technology, and subterfuge seems to have severely affected America at times. Sometimes known to be quite stubborn, and would be one of the few people objecting about being featured on my blog. She practically doesn't have any mindless pawns unlike America, due to the fact that she hasn't really spread her influence as of yet. However, unlike the majority of her alliance, she isn't clueless, nor stupid. Her shrewdness has won many glorious victories, and the application of brute force has shown North Korea her place at times.

The Sovereign Nation of North Korea

Member of 'The Axis of Evil and the clueless'
Has 'The Monkey Dance' as a national sport

Serving as another new nation that has recently arrived on scene, she has become one of the most deadly opponents to face, not because of nuclear weapons, but because she can send propaganda, and severely irritate a nation, before fleeing, and activating defensive measures, as an Alien arrives and defends her. Known as being a small, but deadly nation, she hasn't been that well established in the Global conflict, but she has been able to already turn some of the Coalition forces against America. Interestingly enough, she is practically unable to use brute force to achieve her objectives, much to the humor of America, and 'The Patriots'

The Commonwealth of Australia

Member of 'The Coalition of the willing and the stupid'
Spiderman Fanboy

Unfortunately been seen as being a mindless pawn of the Coalition, he has served his purpose well, attacking nations like the West Bank, and Iran fairly effectively. He is also quick to summon alien intervention, but due to his distance from the other nations, he is not often seen in active combat. However, he is very much a fan of nuclear weapons, rather than propaganda.

The Gaza Strip

Unfortunate Victim of both alliances
'Heyyy! Stop that!'

Unfortunately, the Gaza Strip has recently come under fire from a lot of nations, basically using him as target practice. His short temper and sometimes humorous accent has made him an almost priority target of both alliances, who will seek to devastate him. He unfortunately doesn't have much in the way of any form of weaponry, but will utilize militia in order to fight a lot of condemnation, and other attacks leveled against him.


The nation of Israel

Mercenary nation, mostly serving 'The Patriots' or 'The Coalition of the willing, and the stupid'
'I wan candy!'

Being practically, the youngest nation to see action in the global conflict, Israel has become notorious by accepting bribes, usually in the form of candy, to attack other nations. Because of the countries young age, it is practically unable to use anything but brute force. He is deadly though, especially if underestimated. Secondly, one cry from him will certainly bring a leigion of aliens, ready to destroy anyone that irritated him from watching his 'Kung Fu Panda'

Switzerland and Belgium

Completely Neutral
Primary exporters of cheese, chocolate, and tennis players

These nations are either too young, or too nice to take part in the global conflict, yet leaders of certain alliances have taken interest in them.

Iran

Maverick, somewhat allied with 'The Axis of evil and the clueless'
'Less action, more beating people'

Has only seen limited action, but has caused massive damage through Alien summonings, the application of Brute Force, the deadly usage of subterfuge, and causing general mayhem. If this nation is paired up with the Gaza Strip, they make a devestating combination, with most nations unable to stop them.

Cuba

Member of 'The Axis of evil and the clueless'
Sharp tongue, followed by sharp conflict

Known for being excessively irritating, Cuba has also seen limited action, but is devestating, as she can easily summon aliens, with the click of her fingers. Has not forgiven America or Germany for a 'Watergate'-like scandal.

Germany

Member of 'The Coalition of the willing, and the stupid'
Resident Addict

Has seen limited action, but is the third oldest nation. Has previously been an enemy of 'The Patriots' but has converted, and is now a member of the Coalition. He has access to deadly measures, such as nuclear strikes, and deadly comebacks, but an addiction to a certain something leaves him quite vulnerable to certain attacks, also, he has a strong aversion to Aliens, much to his enemies advantage.

'The Patriots'

Shadowy organization laughing in the shadows

Being the second oldest nation, or rather, a corporation, The Patriots has sometimes been likened as being a magician, serving up devestating swarms of propaganda, followed by attacks with extremely high voltage weaponry, and deadly usage of Alien intervention. He is possibly the most powerful nation currently, but hasn't seen too much action, due to spending a lot of his time talking to aliens, and forming new alliances to bribe or backstab. He has sometimes been called the true leader of 'The Coalition of the willing and the stupid' as it is sometimes seen that the United States is a mere puppet of his.